Dear Bobby Flay,
I just ordered dinner from your restaurant in Ashburn for tonight. Apparently the delivery will be coming from Reston.
It’s our first time dining at your establishment .
I wanted to say THANK YOU. I have Gluten Ataxia. I will report here the results.
Please alert the Chefs who are bio related to GEDmatch Kit CN8047146 that the condition is genetic. Research #glutenataxiasymptoms and make note 1 in 200 or greater numbers are impacted (with unfortunate Dad Joke about digestive disorder issues intended).
Gluten attacks our Cerebellum and disabled most WWI and WWII and now Baby Boomer POW as well as Gen whatnot and etcetera etcetera etcetera etcetera.
More must be discussed and a show with all of you cooking for folks like me is wildly Time Sensitive DC Metro based kitchen necessary.
McDonalds needs Bobby Flay Gluten Free Beef Tallow, dude. All restaurants need a dedicated GLUTEN FREE FRYER OIL.
Market ops for Countertop Home Edition plus Restaurant edition for tiny pop up carts and Food Trucks dedicated Gluten Free are prime yo for Privateer Food Product testing and filming in Brambleton. Rent their clubhouse and film it — can also have a home size outdoor poolside bar with grill and air fryer cart and luxury upscale rolling bar kitchen sets for Los Lunas outdoor night patio edition. Demo it poolside and by invitation.
Also, Tomato is causing all the joint pain and inflammatory reactions in Stewart Kin as well as in multiple lines ‘come in contact with Stewart Travellers and Urland Ire Kits intermingling. Joints a’swellin? Swap Grilled Watermelon for raw or cooked tomato. Heinz Bobby Flay Grilled Watermelon Kats Up replaces Tylenol and wins epic Class Actions.
Avocado is causing Chronic Pancreatitis. Lemon and other types of citrus as well as Peanuts and Peanut Butter tend to exacerbate the condition. Simethicone and Caraway Seeds the proper combination to neutralize impact of digestive distress.
Etcetera etcetera etcetera etcetera
Many thanks if this note reaches you, friend. Ire Urland Ireland Red.
Kindest regards,
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Help
UPDATE ADD: RESULTS
Results were Abysmal. The menu at the Ashburn Wonder noted Gluten Free. Lobster Cobb at the Reston establishment was not. Hours on the phone on hold and online trying to reach a human at Wonder was a disaster. They verified don’t eat the Lobster Cobb made with croutons despite it being advertised GF. Dangerous! I grazed on leftovers in the fridge while my husband sat on line and trying to report Uber Eats tech bug issues as you cannot ask for help w a food safety issue without uploading a picture which the site says cannot be done due to a bug. We are still trying to work it out for a refund. I am beyond glad my husband noticed the croutons were not on the menu we got the ad link for the buy one get one free Lobster Cobb from Bobby Flay’s Steakhouse Wonder Ashburn location. China Wok also blew it with Plum Ribs. The process to get a refund that time was painless to report apart from the months of Gluten Ataxia neurological distress and abdominal issues that fun meal cost me the past year or so medically plus. The Bobby Flay false advertising items are Gluten Free that are not — with Katz Gluten Free Croutons readily available for all Lobster Cobb Salads to include or something in house equally yummy — in a DC market filled with Leucene and Melungeon Intelligence Analysts and Global Intelligence Assets on deck…
Damn Dude is all I Can Say.
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